Superhero Safety Glasses

We seldom lift the curtain (or even hint about the Bat Cave and the secret laboratory). We're mild-mannered, you know. Plus we must keep the world safe from E-vill competitors. But today we're sharing with you a recent update to the field gear we issue. Brace yourselves:

These bad boys (and girls) cut glare and protect the peepers from flying projectiles. Super-dark safety-glasses. Want some? Get in line! 

Can't wait to find out what client Claude Larson, PolarTREC teacher, thinks of these. Here's another, somewhat starker, view: 

Ironman courtesy of Marvel Studios

Coming soon: Ironman III:  More than cool. Polar.